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Sheila
46
Groningen
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Married
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The Holiday Season and the coming New Year Retired single guy would love to meet and find a lady friend a fun Companion. Not so local guy ( I live up near Redding )
Are you open minded? Single? divorced? or separated ? alone? and just Want a nice guy friend? Im searching for you too.!
Im not putting down a long bucket list Well know IF we fit and connect.! Possible LTR? I am more attracted to slender and hwp (whatever that means.!. lol) Im not perfect and not seeking perfection either. Please be a non smoker and non user (That is a deal breaker !)
I dont really care what your age is I dont care if youre married, single, divorced a single mom or a college student Im looking for a fun FRIENDSHIP and Companion. A lady to take to dinner maybe a movie to spend some of the Holidays with Maybe with the open possibility of more.? Are you searching too?
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The holidays are lonely and depressing alone. Maybe we should talk exchange pics and info Lets have a cup of coffee and see if we connect.
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North Pole
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